15 March 2010

Today I learned that..

When the first thing you do when you come out of a lecture/airport/public building is smoking, you're a slave of nicotine.

Think about this image: you're on your knees, attached by your neck with a heavy chain, and at the other end there's a big fat cigarette. At the moment when you're actually ALLOWED to smoke it yells at you "SUCK ON ME", and you do so, because well, you're attached with a chain, what else can you do? Wow, you're sort of getting orally raped by your smokes..

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